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The Five Most Frightening (Future) Mass Murderers of All Time
Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:42:32 CDT
Charles Whitman, Julio Gonzales, Mama Cass. These are just a few names of those who have killed innocent people and/or buffet lines. The Douginator gives you five more to worry about in the future.
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Max Power Movie Reviews: Semi-Pro, Atonement, Interview
Sat, 5 Apr 2008 17:38:27 CDT
Max Power reviews a set of hit-or-miss movies, featuring Will Ferrell's most recent flop Semi-Pro, 2007's insta-classic Atonement, and Interview, Steve Buscemi's directorial debut.
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Interview with a Presidential Candidate: The Light Party's Da Vid
Thu, 3 Apr 2008 14:51:25 CDT
Maybe you were thinking, "Man, I want someone in the Oval Office who would take Ecstasy." Your prayers are about to be answered! The Douginator interviews The Light Party's Da Vid.
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Ten Vegetables That I Ain't Eatin'
Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:21:43 CDT
Screw vegetables. A real man's diet is anchored with red meat, not green, stringy, leafy stuff. The Gerk takes a look at ten veggies that aren't ever going to cross his lips.
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Beer Reviews: Volume 2
Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:21:31 CDT
Every American man loves three things: outdoor hockey games, $.50 wing nights, and ice cold beer. Here at Arabian Monkey we would love to cover all three, but for right now we'll just stick to the brewed stuff. This time around, The Gerk and Demonic Laughter review some imported beer, namely Weihenstephaner Kristall Weissbier, Dragon's Milk, and Labatt Blue.
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Max Power Movie Reviews: There Will Be Blood, Becoming Jane, and Fargo
Mon, 10 Mar 2008 08:33:00 CDT
There Will Be Blood may not have won "Best Picture" at the Oscars, but rest assured that Arabian Monkey's movie reviewer Max Power believes it is definitely worth the price of admission. For this batch of movie reviews, Max also critiques Becoming Jane and takes a look back at a classic comedy, Fargo.
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Celebrity Slam: Round 3
Sat, 8 Mar 2008 14:17:13 CST
Max Power is back in action with another round of celebrity trash talking. This time he features the shitty music of Avril Lavigne, Matthew McConaughey's terrible new clothing line, and Whoopi Goldberg's snub from the 2008 Oscars.
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Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey Fights to Save Vampires Everywhere & Seeks the Help of The U.N. to Form a Vampire Nation
Tue, 4 Mar 2008 23:43:50 CST
Our buddy Jonathon has been up busy lately. The Arabian Monkey Press Association has the report.
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ArabianMonkey.com Invention: Toothpaste Flavored Poptarts
Mon, 3 Mar 2008 14:05:06 CST
Oh no! You woke up an hour late! You need to eat breakfast and get the smell of cheap booze and beef jerky off of your breath- but you only have time for one or the other! Toothpaste Flavored Poptarts just may be the perfect solution.
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ArabianMonkey.com Invention: The Lenny Kravitz Blocker
Sat, 1 Mar 2008 13:35:27 CST
Sick and tired of your friends playing crappy Lenny Kravitz music on your computer? So are we. The Douginator has created The Lenny Kravitz Blocker for Mozilla Firefox users.
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